Okay. Now that we have gotten the "formalities" out of the way, let's check out the latest installment of my rantings about levels of stupid so...stupid...it requires two o's, a silent Q AND a silent Z.
There are two types of intelligence; smarts, if you will. Street smart and book smart.
Book smart is the type of intelligence you get from...well, books; things like knowing that it actually was NOT John Smith that Pocahontas fell in love with, it was the first mate of the ship. Or knowing that Android is a better OS than iPhone. Oh, wait...that's just personal opinion (...though it is still 184% accurate).
Street smart is the type of intelligence you get from...well, the streets. Things like knowing that going after the biggest guy in a bar fight will get you one of 3 results; everybody else to back off, your ass beat into a coma by the rest of his boys, or arrested. Things like how to hide in plain sight when you are wanted by the police; by sitting in front of the 911 call center as they drive right by you.
There actually is a 3rd type of intelligence; pseudo-intelligence. That type of intelligence where you, and others, have convinced you that you are right no matter what anyone says; even Google and the law.
Oh, wait...that's not intelligence...that is conceited, vapid, self-righteous, arrogant STOOQPIZDITY (two O's, a silent Q, a silent Z).
Just because you say that your money gives the right to act however you want does NOT make it true.
Just because you say that something steeped in facts with empirical evidence is false does NOT make it false.
Just because you say that you are an Alpha does NOT make it true; in fact, if you have to announce that you are an "Alpha" then you are actually an omega...maybe even the mutt of the pack. That, however, is another post for another time.
Eventually, members of the human race will clean the fat from between their ears and actually LISTEN to people OTHER than Mommy Dearest for a change.
Oh, news flash, MOMMY DEAREST LIED TO YOU AND SHE STILL FUCKING DOES!
Every fucking time you are told that you are always right, THAT IS A FUCKING LIE.
Every fucking time someone validates that someone else is at fault for your IMMATURE behavior, THAT IS A FUCKING LIE.
Every fucking time someone tells you that the recipient(s) of your NARCISSISTIC, SOCIOPATHIC, ABUSIVE, DOMINEERING BULLSHIT ARE TO BLAME FOR YOU BEING A PIECE OF SHIT AND A WASTE OF SPERM AND EGG, THAT IS A FUCKING LIE!
Moving on.
As Joni Mitchell once said, "...you don't know what you've got til it's gone..."; and 9.5 times out of 10, by the time you do, it's too fucking late. The reason I say 9.5/10 and 10/10; I'm allowing .5 for those people who are still trapped in the fire-free hell of Sweden. If, after reading that link, you realize you are there, know that you are not alone; I, and others I know, have survived it...you can, and will, too.
Now, it is possible that one day little Chucky will grow up and be a real boy and act his fucking age; mind you, I said possible...not probable
That, however, would require that little Chucky understands that if you OFFER to purchase something for someone that does NOT mean you get to tell them they owe you the money back...THREE FUCKING DAYS LATER...
That would also require that little Chucky understands that it is NOT his place to give even ONE flying flaming rat's ass about what OTHER PEOPLE spend THEIR money on...
However, a leopard never changes it's stripes; and if you don't get that movie reference, you're a Communist.
Moving on, one last time.
I simply cannot fathom how some people manage to survive as long as they do; especially if they are too stupid to know how to breathe properly...
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